The One

There's something i seem to be saying a lot nowadays... what the hell am i talking about....c whether im trying to bluff my way out of saramma's questioning, or trying to convince my gf to go all the way(yeah right!!!) ppl always end up askin me.... "what the hell are you talkig about". I've thought about it a lot and i've come to the conclusion that thats a question that all of us should ask ourselves these days. When you're ot sure of what to say, or when u'r caught up in the herat of an argument...ask yourself... "what the hell am i talking about". That simple question could save you many a whack from your tuition teacher, and may a slap from your gf, if u're lucky enough to have one...WAIT A MINUTE!!!! WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT??? The most important event in a student's life has come to pass, and i'm playing oprah dispersing shitloads of advice to her stupid "patients"... THE FINALS ARE OVER!!!! YIPPPIEEE! YAHOO!! Wheee??? (i ran out of steam) Oh, plus, i gety to visit the u.s for a month and a half! I'm typing this from dubai airport, where they have free net and gaming....free net, and all the games you can play... i just might move over here man!!! SEE YA!!!!!!