The One

Yes, readers. the vacation is over, whether u accept it or not. Starting tomorrow, i have to start going back to school. With tomorrow, another academic year begins. one that i cant afford to mess up. yup, im in the dreaded 12th. If you dont wanna go back to school, here are your options:

A) Tell your parents you have aids. Or better yet, avoid all that treatment. Tell your mom that your dad has aids, and that he asked you to tell her..Yeah..that'll work.

B) Kill your school principal. No one will miss him anyway. And it means a week of vacation, too. Of course, i would NEVER do this to my skools prince.. i luv him too damn much.

C) Go into denial..Who knows, maybe your pre-age psychosis will make headlines, leading to your very own episode on Dr. House.

D) Have a sex change operation (they're cheap now) and move to mexico. Say hi to my maths teacher while you're there will ya?

E) Face the facts and gear up for school..thats probably what im gonna do.

Here's what ive learnt during summer vacation:

There's a guy in china who set the world record for hurdle-crapping...u know, jumping over toilets and defaecating at the same time?? I found a picture of him...here you go: Mr.Tsang-Chunghouser, everybody:------|
<---------------------------------------| Oh, isnt he great??






Bill clinton responded to those who claimed he still regularly "got it goin" with former presidential secretary, monica lewinski, by giving time an exclusive interview, describing how he felt in great detail. The cover of this month's time, is all ill be posting here......................
That, and just one little extract from the interview::


" #$%^& off you mother#$%^@$@ers"



Susan Stroganoff(name withheld) was in tears in beverly hills when she was fired from her job as a mechanic...the reasons are obvious. However, she soon found a new job. She turned adversity into success, by (as she is demonstrating in this pic) serving as an automatic vehicle jack!! Bravo susie!




Well, thats pretty much all. Plus, im wearing an earring now.. i didnt use to, but my girlfriend found it in my bed (oh,. dont i wish). See ya..this is Cyke, signing out.